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Things you can do in time it takes Gus Malzahn to get team through picture day

By Shea Brennaman

Gus Malzahn has some positions to watch closely this fall. (Photo by Kevin C. Cox/Getty Images)
Gus Malzahn has some positions to watch closely this fall. (Photo by Kevin C. Cox/Getty Images) /
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On Aug. 16, the Auburn football team celebrated a new record.

No, it’s probably not what you think it is. The Auburn football team sat down for picture day and got the job done in a record 26 minutes and 30 seconds.

It’s no secret Gus Malzahn prides his offense on being fast-paced and “hurry up no huddle,” but he also prides his picture day to be scarily fast-paced.

Oh, picture day. A necessary evil for every college football team everywhere. Picture day at Auburn is unlike any picture day you will ever see elsewhere because Malzahn is timing the whole thing.

Immaculate and impressive at the same time, on picture day life imitates art for Malzahn as he hurries through the spectacle. You might be thinking “oh 26 minutes and 30 seconds is not a big deal.” I assure you it is.

Malzahn is a man on a mission and any spare time in the preseason will be utilized wisely. To give you all perspective on how miraculously short

this picture day was, here is a list of things you can do with 26 minutes and 30 seconds. Enjoy.

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Get your oil changed by Express Oil Change.

Watch the ‘Classy Christmas Part 1’ episode of The Office.

Summon 1 security shuttle.

Get through half of a phone call with your mother.

Water your spice garden.

  • Walk from RO parking to Sky Bar Cafe (yes this is a fact look it up on your maps).

    • Do a 26-minute slim legs, toned butt and flat tummy workout on YouTube.

    Search for and unsuccessfully locate a parking space.

    If working out isn’t your thing, play your favorite video game.

    If video games aren’t your thing, take a nap.

  • Make 13 cups of ramen.

    • Watch an average of one and a half Gus Malzahn press conferences.

    Update your iPhone after delaying your update for six months.

    Auburn parking, you guys can give 52 innocent civilians parking tickets.

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    • Wait for your crush to text you back.
    • Practice the art of meditation to use as a coping skill when football season starts.
    • Sit through half a Monday/Wednesday/Friday Auburn class.
    • Move 1 mile in Auburn gameday traffic.
    • Give Nick Saban 1 second on the clock 1,560 times and still watch him lose.
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