Auburn football fans have the NFL Draft to look forward to this week, with several Tigers eligible to be taken in one of the seven rounds taking place from April 28th-30th this month.
After that, it’s a long summer without any pigskin events in East Central Alabama. The USFL two hours north in Birmingham is the best outlet until the fall.
In the meantime, there are going to be more than a couple of dozen conversations that fit the ‘miscellaneous’ category of college football. On Tuesday, we got one of those in the form of uniform talk.
Of course, the Tigers do white on the road and blue at home, minus a few exceptions. But one Twitter user mocked up what Auburn football would look like wearing maroon, and, well, it didn’t go over well with the Auburn family:
Just threw up in my mouth. And then all over my desk. And then all in the floor on the way to the bathroom. https://t.co/Eu5UoklObN
— Pablo Escobarner (blue chek) (@PabloEscoburner) April 26, 2022
Literally the worst color ever
— Tommy Snark 🐅⚡️💀 (@MartyHenrickson) April 26, 2022
Doesnt that constitute a twitter suspension? Not a ban just and Tyson airplane punch on his account.
— Pierce Hanson (@racingdeltaarea) April 26, 2022
I know you didn’t do Bryce Petty or Nick Marshall like that
— 🥶Caleb Williams🥶 (@dubswill) April 26, 2022
What a terrible day to have eyes https://t.co/sK6tkWTb6U pic.twitter.com/VxbHcGGMHK
— Auburn Hippie (@AuburnHippie) April 26, 2022
@elonmusk we can’t be having this nonsense on Twitter. https://t.co/pbVJkfJT55
— AJ Oaks 🦚 (@aj_oaks) April 26, 2022
I am vomiting blood, not the maroon kind but the deep red kind. My eyes are bleeding uncontrollably. I believe my ears have started to bleed too. I may have developed cancer from seeing this. Please delete it https://t.co/fmf6a9cUwo
— Aubie’s son🦅 (@AubieSon) April 26, 2022
Clearly, that particular shade should be saved for overall-wearing Midnight Yellers and those that like to beat cowbells like piñatas.
The Plains will respectfully pass.